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No, are you REALLY productive though?
[Opening shot of a sleek, modern office setting with a motivational poster on the wall that reads "Productivity is key!"]
Narrator: Are you tired of being unproductive and inefficient? Are you ready to take control of your time and crush your goals?
[Cut to a close-up of a person frantically typing on a computer and sweating profusely]
Narrator: If you're like most people, the answer is probably yes. But don't worry, we have the solution for you!
[Cut to a montage of people using various productivity tools and techniques, including time-blocking, to-do lists, and productivity apps]
Narrator: With our revolutionary productivity system, you'll be able to accomplish more in less time and achieve success like never before!
[Cut to a shot of a person sitting at a desk, surrounded by piles of papers and looking overwhelmed]
Narrator: But let's face it, being productive is hard. That's why we've created the ultimate productivity hack: procrastination!
[Cut to a shot of a person lounging on a couch, scrolling through social media]
